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Excalibur, Chartered Accountants is a trading name of DPR Accountancy Limited

Company number 4289414 (England and Wales)         Arrendene Road,Haverhill, Suffolk CB9 9JT

Telephone 01440 702339   Email:  website@excalibur.uk.com        © DPR Accountancy Ltd. All rights reserved

What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? Jail.

Living on the earth is so expensive, but at least you get a free trip around the sun
Every year.

A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow and asked “can I also sit and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered “Sure, why not?” So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow
And rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up

What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don’t know and I don’t care  

Yes Minister Quotes

"Two kinds of government chair correspond with the two kinds of minister: one sort
folds up instantly and the other sort goes round and round in circles."

"If people don't know what you're doing, they don't know what you're doing wrong."

"'The matter is under consideration' means we have lost the file. 'The matter is under
active consideration' means we are trying to find the file."

"Politicians must be allowed to panic. They need activity. It is their substitute for

"Civil Service language: 'Sometimes one is forced to consider the possibility that affairs
are being conducted in a manner which, all things being considered and making all
possible allowances is, not to put too fine a point on it, perhaps not entirely
Translation: 'You are lying'."